Dave discovers Rev. Wright's [...]
Dave explains that the key to hoarding food successfully is careful market [...]
Dave examines the Pennsylvania comeback and finds that some Democratic ideas have come back too -- as Republican [...]
At some point, the pundits are just going to form a line at the nearest cliff and jump into the [...]
Dave sounds a passionate call to the [...]
No, Dave, no one cares what he actually said. But that won't stop you, will [...]
Dave is the only pundit to discover the real news in Obama [...]
Dave reminds us that it's all fun and games until the oxygen masks [...]
Dave asks why everybody beats up on the poor Olympic torch -- especially when China is simply doing what all nations have done, including [...]
Dave observes that even for the people closest to the operation, Iraq remains very complex and difficult to [...]
Dave wonders why everyone seems so shocked that politics is [...]
No need even to listen to this -- the answer is [...]
Web Exclusive -- Dave reveals the real meaning of Hillary's unspectacular Bosnia [...]
The TSA protects America from terrorist female body [...]
Dave reminds us that some liberations are more liberating than [...]
Dave reveals why no one will do anything about Social Security or [...]
Dave warns Christians about the new dangers of attending [...]
Dave discovers the other skeleton in the Obama mentor [...]
Five years into the war, we can confidently say that the radical bogeymen still plan to destroy America whenever it's [...]
Dave takes the novel approach of actually listening to what they said, as opposed to how they said [...]
Dave and the Chorus reveal the secret to sexual continence for the all-too-well [...]
And remember, the only thing of value that changed hands between Bill and Monica was some [...]
Dave reveals the only honest way to select a safe [...]
In response to an e-mail, Dave revolutionizes coverage of the economic downturn by dismissing the gloom-and-doomers and turning instead to motivational [...]
Even after 20 debates, there is never enough time to spell out what you mean before the commercial [...]
Dave finds the thing that links republicans and democrats and ends with what he thinks is an incredibly clever [...]
Dave manages to link the Oscars with [...]
Exclusive: The Granma singers in a socialist [...]
Dave reports on the end of the Castro era and the beginning of the...uh ...Castro [...]
Dave re-defines 50's pop music with this ballad for [...]
Dave shamelessly lusts for a new twist in the White House [...]
Dave discovers that all the world's problems have been solved. Now we can all go [...]
Dave learns the secret to saving the [...]
Dave sometimes uses this argument in speeches to computer geeks who think they can change the [...]
Dave pressures Congress to get busy with the refund and to cut out the politics as usual, even though he needs little stories like this for [...]
Dave looks at the developing splits in the electorate and blesses the remaining [...]
Dave reveals how you will choose the next [...]
Dave gets completely carried away trying to find some deeper political meaning in the [...]
Dave observes that the only thing missing from the Democratic Debate was John [...]
The author of "A Bound Man" neatly summarizes what it would take for Barack Obama to find his [...]
Dave reveals the identity of the Republican who first tipped the enemy to our plans to leave [...]
Dave searches for the messages that lurk far below the [...]
Dave reaches into the archives to put our progress in [...]
Dave channels the Rolling Stones and calls America to the [...]
Dave sets Wall Street's sniffles to [...]
Dave explains the latest non-torture [...]
Dave points out that even for free marketeers, the free market has its [...]
Dave nails this one -- nobody else figured out the real significance of Iran not having a nuke [...]
Dave tries a new spin on this event -- portraying the President as a closet [...]
Dave seeks reassurance from the people who protect [...]
DAVE ROSS: Rain prayers in [...]
English majors need to make a living [...]
Dave notices that our ally, Pervez Musharraf, can't quite abide free [...]
Hillary Clinton's debate debacle reveals more than just [...]
Dave finds that the anti-Iran planning has a familiar ring ring [...]
Dave struggles to accept assurances that competent people are sitting across from Iran at the chess [...]
If you want to feel the heat, you have to be in the [...]
The audacity of Dick Cheney's shared [...]
I guess this makes him one of those "phony [...]
Dave uses French Horns to determine who's ready to be [...]
Dave recommends that if your wife doesn't show up after the night shift, you tell the cops she's got a dirty bomb or at the very least smuggles [...]
Dave reveals the very real rhetorical consequences of persisting in [...]
Dave analyzes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN speech and Iranian reaction and tries to find the hidden [...]
Dave finds an eerie parallel between the thinking of a certain Iranian leader and a familiar American [...]
Dave explains to white people that the way you can tell that an issue is about race is when someone stands up in front of a microphone and says "it's not about [...]
Dave wonders why Democrats cannot understand the simple numerical concept of addition followed by [...]
Dave reveals the real meaning of the debate over the MoveOn [...]
Dave warns against wallowing in the tragedy of September [...]
Dave maintains strict objectivity as he lists what cannot be [...]
Dave invites listeners to fill in the blanks on a story we've all heard [...]
Dave reveals how to re-kindle the magic in a restroom [...]
Don't tell anyone, but the real war is being [...]
If Larry Craig hangs onto his job, gay soldiers are home free. Which is probably why he's [...]
Dave interviews former UN Ambassador John Bolton, and finds himself awash in deja [...]
Dave updates the Tony Orlando classic as a heads up to men's room users who thought all that toe-tapping was merely [...]
Dave examines reaction to the departure of Attorney General Alberto [...]
Baggy Pants -- it's one more reason the terrorists want to kill [...]
Somebody needs to write one, so it might as well be [...]
Dave reveals what's next in community [...]
Everything's fine now; the myth that the NFL is riddled with super-macho dog hating brutes is [...]
Dave is ready to give women what they tell their therapists they [...]
Dave examines the issue of rising food prices, and determines what the level of general panic should [...]
It turns out Cheney got it right -- and long before anyone [...]
Dave wonders what would happen if it was sleeper cells undermining the [...]
In the YouTube spirit, Dave uses YouTube to turn his commentary over to Regular [...] | |
